The satire desk
The jokes are the point. The calculators still do not guess, file, notarise, or predict how a matter comes out.
The oathCourts want the magic words. The form does not care if you meant them.The machineA filing is a machine that eats paper and emits dates.The clerk's windowThe window closes at 4:59 whether the printer jammed.The prediction we will not makeWe will not tell you that you will win. That is the whole bit.