Hall of Shame
Receipts, not vibes. Profiles cite public records. Satire stays fiction. Nothing here is a prediction of how a case comes out.
Fines versus profit is a ledger, not a morality play. We count what courts and agencies already published.
Repeat offenders are the same company, new decree. The joke writes itself. We still will not guess the next one.
Every claim on this desk is supposed to link out. If it does not, it is satire, and it is labelled that way.
What we count: public fines, consent decrees, and the excuse that followed. What we do not count: rumours, sealed settlements we cannot see, or how a matter “should” come out.
